I Hate Febuary

For the shortest month of the year, Febuary still remains my most heated month. I seem to always be darkest in spirit, laziest and most likely to call in sick in Febuary than any other month. Fortunately, it's over and we are into March, when I always feel older. But March has the charming advantage of being the month of Spring though up here in snowy Canada you would think we are back in December. Had over a foot of snow dumped on us Monday night, and now it's back to being freezing cold, so cold that any man stepping outside feels like a woman and women feel freaking cold. But, the sun is hotter when it shines and it feels nice when wind isn't blowing 30km/h creating a windchill in the -20's.

I am sure all you Americans are thinking 'but isn't it snowing in Canada all the time?" Well, go read a fucking book. Canada isn't buried in snow year around, in fact most northern states have the exact same kind of weather as southern Canada. We don't live in igloos (only the Inuit do that and they live almost as far away from me as I do from Florida). In case you yanks haven't noticed, Canada is HUGE. We are bigger in size than just about every other country in the world. (I think only Russia is larger, or at least it was when it was still the USSR).

Oh and I also feel our PM was nuts when he didn't agree to support the USA with the Space defense program. Stupid idiot, didn't vote for the twit myself.